Behaviour that is unsustainable as a proper adult


#1

Sitting down grumpily at a wedding and refusing to dance because its not just the banging selection of indie classics that you would have yourself chosen


#2

Perfectly acceptable


#3

I refuse to dance. It has fuckall to do with the song selection though.


#4

Thinking about taking up smoking for the next wedding I’m invited to, so I can avoid the dancing.


#5

Have a word with yourself


#6

Unacceptable


#7

Giving people the silent treatment.

I hate that.


#8

You vapers are all the same.


#9

Having a wee in a lay-by in full view of passing traffic because you ‘just can’t wait until we get there’


#10

cock out on the metrolink. apparently.


#11

Eating breakfast cereal that has a cartoon animal on the box.


#12

I am walking talking proof that it’s possible to retain childhood habits that ‘the man’ might call unacceptable through adulthood.


#13

Almost as soon as I passed the “TEESSIDE” sign on the A1(M) the other week, there were two lads pissing side by side in a layby.


#14

pcbe


#15

Nothing we are the eternal children.


#16

kiss chase in the playground?


#17

Depends who with


#18

#19

obvs being a tory is objectionable anyway but imagine being nearly 60 years old and referring to yourself as an anything “boy”


#20

Or being unable to articulate what kind of animal TONY THE TIGER is