Hair of the dog isn’t.

It does not float my boat either, but some people seem to love it? :woman_shrugging:

Those people? Law breaking CRIMS!

Cctv, eyewitness, dna, circumstantial, fingerprints, interviews etc.

Ah yeah, the old classics

When I was in Asia (have I mentioned that?) people on my trip were getting massages every other day. Weirdos.

Someone should start a massage thread

Hair today, prison tomorrow

Doesn’t stand up in court anymore apparently. Fibres at least not sure about hair.

Have I done something to offend you?

Crimes committed in hairdressers or bald men immediately stand less chance of getting caught

Unless you apply hair gel!!! Hahahahahaha!

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What offence have you committed and is there any hairvidence?

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ok, I’m back on board

oh tits i’ve just seen your earlier post. how embarrassing.

We established in a different thread that in order to get away with a crime we would use an ice knife made with a mix of different piss from a public urinal and take a massive bag of different hair to dump at the scene. DNA overload

How about this one actually. “Unless the defendant has got bed head that is!”

If I’m ever attacked/kidnapped I plan to try to rip their hair out and hide it so even if I die the fucker who did it won’t get away with it.

If crime tv has taught me anything you scratch them so you get their dna under your fingernails.

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Oh yeah, that too! And rip threads of my clothing out and hide them too.