Ben Nevis

Attorney At Law*

*No, I am not a mountain, yes, it is a coincidence.

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what’s a katmandu?

Mt St Helens

doesn’t work

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Broken a bone in your foot?
Yeah, I Krakatoa

I’m so so sorry

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Once, I killer man jaro

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Scar Felpike, Private Eye

“I’m going to climb a big mountain soon”
“Everest?”
“No, I like to keep busy”

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Hay Tor’s gonna hayt

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I was just thinking how deserving these posts were of a solitary like. Cheers @saps (had my money on Theo or Keith)

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You’re welcome, brudder.

Always got your back.

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When the Witch King of Angmar won’t shut his mouth, gabbing on and on.

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Sometimes I just have to stab some Midlands geezer up.

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  • I’ve climbed Ben Nevis
  • I haven’t

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Shit mountain for shit cunts

Found £40 on the path on the way up Nevis and bought a cracking dinner afterwards.