Attorney At Law*
*No, I am not a mountain, yes, it is a coincidence.
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what’s a katmandu?
Mt St Helens
doesn’t work
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Broken a bone in your foot?
Yeah, I Krakatoa
I’m so so sorry
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Once, I killer man jaro
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Scar Felpike, Private Eye
“I’m going to climb a big mountain soon”
“Everest?”
“No, I like to keep busy”
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Hay Tor’s gonna hayt
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I was just thinking how deserving these posts were of a solitary like. Cheers @saps (had my money on Theo or Keith)
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You’re welcome, brudder.
Always got your back.
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When the Witch King of Angmar won’t shut his mouth, gabbing on and on.
Sometimes I just have to stab some Midlands geezer up.
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- I’ve climbed Ben Nevis
- I haven’t
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Shit mountain for shit cunts
Found £40 on the path on the way up Nevis and bought a cracking dinner afterwards.