Do you ever take them outside?
No. No I do not.
Will it be as durable though?
(it doesn’t matter as I will be getting it anyway unless I can find a gothic stone bench with gargoyle legs)
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There’s some good stone benches outside Euston Station. Do they need oiling every year? Do they fuck - they’re 450 million years old motherfucker…
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Just ordered this
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I like the 4 at the end to make it seem more accurate and believable.
Yeah… I guess oiling in the sun could be fun, sunlight dancing off my rippling torso.
I’ve ordered the bench!!!
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i want an indoors bench and an outdoors bench. is that greedy?
I have one of each. I don’t feel greedy. The indoor one replaces at least two chairs so that levels out…
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What’s the term for someone who thinks the world isn’t as old as scientist think it is?
Recent earther?
New worlders?
Idiots 
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Missed this thread. Nice benching!
I bought this one about 4 years ago.
I have oiled it a couple of times, but unlike some B&Q teak furniture I had previously, it seems really good quality and has developed a nice patina. Reckon it will last for decades.
Nice, looks very similar so I like what you say!
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Technically not a bench, but we also got a couple of these (or equivalent) from an auction for £70 for both:
Auctions are an excellent place to buy furniture in fact. We got a solid oak dining table for under £100. Plus good fun pretending to be on Bargain Hunt. Top tip: find one that doesn’t have online sales, then there will be less competition.
We have a couple of hammocks for all horizontal garden needs. Those are probably the best money I have ever spent.
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I have my bench.
I paid £30 delivery. I had to go to the van with the guy to help him carry it up from the street.
It’s very nice.
Hopefully the weather will not fully destroy it before I treat it this weekend.
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Congrats!
Hope it’s all you dreamed it would be and provides happy seating for many years.
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