Benedict Allen - international explorer person

Not very good at keeping in touch then, is he?

I bet they still send him a Christmas card.

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The five live piece on him was weird. Apparently his last tweet said something like “don’t try to rescue me” and his best mate said that wasn’t like him.

Probably nothing to worry about though

If push came to shove, would you eat your own dog?

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(Anonymous)

“Hey guys it’s me! You must remember, I was here in the late 80s, hanging around like a dick?”

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I’m mildly irked.

Who’s he fucking off, well apart from his dog

Eric!

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The tribe that tried to kill him?

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What has annoyed me about this is how uncontactable he made himself (it says he has a family but unsure if that’s just a partner or kids as well). Refused to give co ordinates for where he would be extracted, or an evacuation plan. Specifically said “don’t try and rescue me” in his last tweet…he better be very pleased that he wasn’t listened to.

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:thinking:

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Read that as “Where I’m going in PENGE you won’t ever find me you know…”

Still sounds reasonable tbh tbf…

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Why even say PNG then? What a dick.

Thinly-veiled “I’m going to Papua New Guinea” tweet

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saw about this in the metro - did think “serves him right”

fuck off 80% of people saying they wouldn’t eat their own dog.

you’d starve to death rather than eat ol’ poochie?!

Why doesn’t he try exploring hard work and gainful employment!

Because he’s posh

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on reflection, this seems a rather extreme reaction, but my instinct upon voting was YES EAT THE DOG OFC.

tbf the dog is only going to eat you after you die. Best get him first.

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I don’t know what “Total whopper of a man” means. But I do know if there was a tribe of “headhunters” I wouldn’t go anywhere f***ing near them.