#121

“My friends call me Murphy, you can call me Robocop 3!”

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#122

“Anyway, to cut a long story short, this has truly been … (everyone) BEN HUR”

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#123

fucking heeeeeeelllll. fuck you all!!!

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#124

My friend, Jefferson’s an American saint because he wrote the words, “All men are created equal.” Words he clearly didn’t believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble, and they went out and died for those words, while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we’re living in a community. Don’t make me laugh. I’m living in America, and in America, you’re on your own. America’s not a country. It’s just a business. Now fucking pay me.

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#125

what the frick did I do?

baltimore police office all laugh

i think this is actually how it ended tbh

#126

didn’t realise it was a banter thread, sorry :flushed:

#127

There have been a couple of serious entries as well, don’t worry

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#128

weirdly i don’t really rate killing them softly but as final lines go, that’s up there

#129

and with Sauron finally removed from power, Frodo was able to realize his life long ambition of becoming the only Lord of the Rings.

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#130

“Fine.
If they’re ALL Spartacus just execute them all please!”

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#131

“What do you call yourselves?”
“The Aristocats!”
(The Aristocats)

#132
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#133

My serious actual answer to this thread is

“That’s the one thing I never could stand about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires”

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#134

Got mad downvoted by the nerds on r/marvelstudios for writing this in some thread where everyone was schoolboying over an idea for a Fantastic Four teasing post-credits scene in Endgame (despite how terrible the idea of any PCS in Endgame is)

[Post-credits scene. Dr Strange is talking to Wong.]
“Well, Wong, the Infinity War might be over, but I fear we will never truly be in the Endgame. There is endless peril and… Doom out there in the universe, waiting to challenge us.”
“What shall we do, Sorcerer Supreme?”
[Strange turns and looks into the camera]
“Hopefully something… Fantastic”
[Avengers theme intensifies]

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#135

“God damn it Peppa! If you ever splash me again I will rip off your head and shit down your neck.”

  • Peppa Pig: My First Cinema Experience.
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#136

You are all now being arrested by the police.
- The Holy Grail

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#137

“You could in fact say that I am now The Last Jedi!”
Closeup, wink to camera, freeze frame

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#138

“Say, friend, you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?”

#139

GRAVITY: me and sandra bullocks are best freidns now

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#140

Get in! I’ve killed another shark! - Jaws 2

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