ayrshire bacon
(no I’m just warming my hands)
Is there some sort of dorset fire chilli??
@colossalhorse
The Dorset Naga, yeah. I think it’s around the 13th hottest on the planet atm. Growers can name them what they want but I guess the grower of this one wanted to big up Dorset.
sounds like a sexy dance
Stornoway Black Pudding
You’ve not spent much time in Dorset, boy
ok then, like a sexy dance you’d do with your cousin
I can confirm that if you go to the toilet straight after handling them there’s certainly a dance involved. Prob not very sexy though.
Cambsozola
Cadburys DERRYmilk
Wiltshire ham, natch.
Surrey slurry
Oranges
ISLE OF WIGHT TOMATOES
(Though I’m not sure if IOW is just a part of Hampshire)
Iberian ham
Or parma ham
(Glasgow) rolls
Also this thread deserves a shit answer for being a shit thread. I’m with @AQOS
the peckham pint
staffordshire oatcakes
Lancashire cheese.
Sounds like slang for a shite.