Stornoway Black Pudding
You’ve not spent much time in Dorset, boy
ok then, like a sexy dance you’d do with your cousin
I can confirm that if you go to the toilet straight after handling them there’s certainly a dance involved. Prob not very sexy though.
Cambsozola
Cadburys DERRYmilk
Wiltshire ham, natch.
Surrey slurry
Oranges
ISLE OF WIGHT TOMATOES
(Though I’m not sure if IOW is just a part of Hampshire)
Iberian ham
Or parma ham
(Glasgow) rolls
Also this thread deserves a shit answer for being a shit thread. I’m with @AQOS
the peckham pint
staffordshire oatcakes
Lancashire cheese.
Sounds like slang for a shite.
Winchester Sausage.
it’s not popular round here, but if you tap me on Grindr I can deliver one within half-hour.
I highly recommend @japes
Bangors & Mash
Would you say you inDorset?