That’s some subtle trolling there
Surrey I’m afraid there’s going to be about a 30 minute delay on food, we’ve got a lot of orders in the kitchen
Mayo
Dorsetshire Sauce
Devon pasty. Accept no imitations.
Lincolnshire and Cumberland seem to like bigging up their sausages
Cumberland are peppery, Lincolnshire are herby(?) - not sure either are all that TBH
Offal-y
ayrshire bacon
(no I’m just warming my hands)
The Dorset Naga, yeah. I think it’s around the 13th hottest on the planet atm. Growers can name them what they want but I guess the grower of this one wanted to big up Dorset.
sounds like a sexy dance
Stornoway Black Pudding
You’ve not spent much time in Dorset, boy
ok then, like a sexy dance you’d do with your cousin
I can confirm that if you go to the toilet straight after handling them there’s certainly a dance involved. Prob not very sexy though.
Cambsozola
Cadburys DERRYmilk
Wiltshire ham, natch.
Surrey slurry