Best headlines thread

Can we have a thread about good news headlines?

Inspired by the fact that I still think about this one at least once a week

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https://www.reuters.com/news/picture/tired-gay-succumbs-to-dix-in-200-meters-idUSTRE6982CY20101009

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Posted this last week in a different thread, but still brilliant.

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Crikey. That’s really… quite something.

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still impressed with this one actually

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Misread this as ‘house remembered me from previous film’. I though I was in for something supernatural.

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Oh that’s great

oh wow how did i miss this?

download

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About six years ago the headline placard outside the local newsagents advertising the Hackney Gazette said Missing Woman Remains Found. Punctuation is important, kids.

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i love this so much, when you first posted it last week i immediately stole it and put it as an insta story. very good feedback, so thanks :rofl::+1:

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@stupidsexyflanders !!

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That Sport Quavers/ dog one always comes to mind