DOLMIO MAN: When is a your Dolmio day?
ROSCOE: Novemeber the 30th 2042
MARLON: Haven’t we done this before, Roscoe?
ROSCOE: Not actually sure. It rings a bell but who cares there’s no such thing as an original thought nowadays anyway
MARLON: I think that saying is too often used an excuse for just not doing anything new or interesting with one’s interesting. I feel like the phrase is more an expression of the post-structuralist ideas of how because our thoughts are mediated or whatnot through language - which are of course consensus frameworks of interpretation and understanding developed over a culture’s entire life - one cannot have a thought that is truly his or her own. We are always channelling the voices of the past, no matter how individual and singular our expression may be. So let’s be cracking on with new and exciting adventures instead of being complicit in the very mindset of wilful stasis that is dooming our societies
ROSCOE: Very out of character for you Marlon
MARLON: First you’re saying “there’s no such thing as an original thought” and now you’re saying a character is acting out of character. You are SUCH an annoying media-saturated internet commenter in this play, Roscoe. You’ll be describing things as “fandoms” next AS IF A WORK OF ART IS DEFINED BY YOUR CONSUMPTION OF IT YOU ENTITLED NARCISSIST DOTARD
ROSCOE: Getting a lot of just random stuff of your chest, none of which really even is that important or well-thought out, aren’t we, M-B?
MARLON: Even as the mouthpiece for these opinions, I have to agree with you, Roscoe.
ROSCOE: You’ve got emails you need to send out, ffs