Still got singe and minge to do
Yeah but I’m better than that
Not a good one if it was. Silly brain went the other way and thought it’d be stating the guard was male. Ignore that one…
Bit cringe
Muting the thread now
We can go on and on about what is and isn’t funny, but ultimately all comedy fundamentally relies on the subversion of expectaPENIS
They were the best? Well they were all quite underwhelming imo.
Comedy really is the lowest form of wit.
Reckon lack of context kills 99% of comedians.
Writing down jokes from ANY dis favourites without any lead up or context, they’d all be about a 4
GARLIC BREAD
Okay a 6
“I tried to steal a slightly niche variety of pasta from the shop, but the female guard who was called ‘Tina’ saw me and I couldn’t get pastina”
Feel like there’s generally been at least a couple good ones before. Like the multi storey crime one
My friend Chigli went to rob some pasta but the female guard (a woman) spotted them and said ‘stop the con, Chigli’
I wanted to steal another variety of pasta but the Italian male security guard was following me around the shop and I couldn’t get rid a Toni.
I tried to come up with a joke about Spaniards practicing Greek architecture but it was convoluted
- Xylo
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I could never make it as a pasta thief. Fusilli mistakes cost me
- This is miles better than the winning joke from the fringe
- Somehow not
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My mate said we should start by seeing if we can steal just one piece of pasta and not the whole bag. I disagreed: in for a Penne, in for a pound!