Dogs can’t look up
Not sure if true, but was told this recently.
A try in rugby is so-called because you originally didn’t get points for it. You had to do a try to be given a chance to score a kick over the bars. So, you didn’t get points, you got a try.
enough of your technical sports jargon!
you should use this as a conversation opener
to see if i still feel
The safety story is the true bit
Ok then
Pound for pound there’s more sugar in a lemon than a strawberry.
No idea if it’s true or not tbh, just sounds fun to say
That’s because lemons are bigger than strawberries.
Don’t care
It’s such a stupid way of checking though. “Oh there are brown m&ms in the bowl, they must not have read the spec and therefore probably haven’t bothered using real screws when building the stage”.
No, they just didn’t go through your m&ms because we’ve all got better things to do.
Tapping on a can of coke before opening it stops it exploding everywhere.
Does it fuck.
Mate, that’s the Matterhorn.
Alicehorn, what’s the matterhorn?
Zermatterhorn
Factoid alert.
It was actually named after Bernard, 7th Duke of Valais.