Best things about working from home

not having to pause mid-wump when someone interrupts your solitude.

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similarly,

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I love Shrek.

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Do you have a matching pair with John Torode’s face on?

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after a bit of googling, I think I get the joke you were making. good one

Ding dong!

Oh look, it’s the postie with that thing I was expecting and not just a red card through the mailbox.

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?

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Would you have preferred postperson?

that’s what I call corpses

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Postal Delivery Officer?

pyjamas

eating whenever/whatever you want

Pitch for death metal double CD compilation fell a bit flat

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Laying in til 8:55am
Putting move mouse to work so you don’t show as away
Nice home cooked lunch
Making teas and coffee for just yourself
No small talk with anyone
Can pop out for a long time over lunch and no one notices
Your evening starts at dead on 5pm

^this

But I only have ITV Be on

I always get home to find Cake Wars on.

I can watch the squirrels ignore their squirrel feeder and destroy the bird feeder.

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whats this then? ive found that if youve got music on in another tab then it doesnt show as away but ive not had the option to wfh for very long so i need teaching

https://movemouse.codeplex.com/

He moves your mouse every few seconds :slight_smile:

holy shit you are an absolute dream <3

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ah wait i cant install owt on my work laptop. but still, brilliant idea