Best TV One-liners

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Please leave my public house immediately

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“a treat dish” - something about this almost does me more than why hello jill

only fools so good for this

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Not exactly on topic but pure comedy gold:

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Yes , I’ve hit the odd copper, enjoyed the odd doobie

the line itself was “you’ve now got a 14 year old chasing the dragon” but thought for context to leave the whole diatribe in

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Three syllables OK?

Do not tell him what your name is, [name]!

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I got a tea towel of this for my dad’s xmas present

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Ow! I’ve fallen through the bleedin’ bar!

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I think this is my favourite ever line.

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