“Can you keep a secret Bernard?”
“Yes, yes, sure”
“…so can I”
Not a one liner but I love it
still can’t bring myself to watch this
100% my favourite Simpsons line
Might be my favourite Homer
a pal of mine with message me a link to this clip maybe every 3 weeks and has done for years
I use it to Mrs F at least weekly.
Obviously a terrific line but “That’s funny, I used to be able to go down there” and the fact there are multiple language signs on the door makes me laugh more
The whole episode is my favourite.
The fact that it’s not one of my faves but there’s still a sequence like that with three excellent gags crammed into 20 seconds says it all about the show at the time
These two always do me, and they’re within a minute of each other
I’ve tried to work the ‘shout slogans at you’ one into IRL conversations a few times, probably unnoticed and certainly unsuccessful…
I’ve done exactly the same thing, and yeah… blank looks
It’s such a brilliant line and I have no real idea why. I think slogan must be a fundamentally hilarious word