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Yes, Minister:
“Can you keep a secret Bernard?”
“Yes, yes, sure”
“…so can I”
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Not a one liner but I love it
still can’t bring myself to watch this
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100% my favourite Simpsons line
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Might be my favourite Homer
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a pal of mine with message me a link to this clip maybe every 3 weeks and has done for years
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I use it to Mrs F at least weekly.
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Obviously a terrific line but “That’s funny, I used to be able to go down there” and the fact there are multiple language signs on the door makes me laugh more
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The whole episode is my favourite.
The fact that it’s not one of my faves but there’s still a sequence like that with three excellent gags crammed into 20 seconds says it all about the show at the time
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These two always do me, and they’re within a minute of each other
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I’ve tried to work the ‘shout slogans at you’ one into IRL conversations a few times, probably unnoticed and certainly unsuccessful…
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I’ve done exactly the same thing, and yeah… blank looks 
It’s such a brilliant line and I have no real idea why. I think slogan must be a fundamentally hilarious word