One day
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I will never, ever tire of the “see, boy? The real money’s in bootlegging, not your childish vandalism” scene
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“I’m starting to think smartphones are making us less connected”
“As if to say, look at me Rex Banner, I have a new hat”
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This whole bit is amazing but the way Jerry says ’ you kept making all the stops?’ is so good
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“Public drunkenness has ceased, and those mysterious liquor clouds over Evergreen Terrace are gone”
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“Rosalind’s a fucking nightmare”
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so so good, love it. 
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Could pretty much fill this with Parks And Rec lines but here’s an out-take instead
This one though
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Haha yeah, entirely improvised on the spot too apparentley.
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Loads of Day Today ones.
“Peter you’ve lost the news!”
“It’s bigger than that Chris, it’s large!”
“They’ll simply say John Major punched the queen, everything else will be a footnote”
“I’m closing the bureau… for an hour!”
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I’ve never watched any of parks and rec but this cracks me up
love that AJ thinks for a moment that he’s got a way out because it wasn’t Carmella’s birthday.
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Its so great, the look on his face when he thinks he’s being dead smart and then Tony with just the most blunt and perfectly delivered dismissal.
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