For the FAO of @laelfy
Nah. Just download a silly game on your phone
This, unless thereās a bookshop to browse.
Put on a high-vis jacket and see how many people you can direct to the wrong trains.
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Trip up people with wheelie suitcases as they walk past.
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Just post on Dis.
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Mulling over the futility of existence
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Ooo, go wander around M&S and buy the following -
1 individual victoria sponge cake
1 packet of percy pigs (any variety)
Either a sandwich or some other delicious savoury meal.
A packet of crisps
1 gin and tonic
Then make your way to WH Smith, go buy either a newspaper, a crappy magazine or a good magazine.
THEN make your way to one of the many coffee shops, buy a coffeeā¦
Take your time doing all these, by the time youāve finished and have a nice warm coffee in hand enter your train and relaaaaaaax.
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Play some music from your phone and start dancing and see if it turns into a flashmob.
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Youāll also have spent approximately nine hundred pounds.
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worth every penny 
(I donāt get trains very often 
I like to treat myself)
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Go up to children and ask them if they want to go to the moon. If they say yes put them on a train to Wales.
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Of which around Ā£850 was on the āspecial offersā that WH Smith blitz you with at the checkout.
Ahhh too late epimer! I was literally boarding my train as you posted. I did browse the teeny m&s and WHSmiths and bought a ham and cheese toastie. I also had some bants with the French customs guy (he tried to charge me Ā£10 for a stamp on my passport). Didnāt get the full on security experience this time - maybe cause I had a suitcase and not a backpack.
Drinking in the station bar, obviously.
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go to the bar of course, silly thread
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Yeah itās obviously the bar
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Fuck sake.
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