Best way to kill time at a train station

#1

For the FAO of @laelfy

#2

Nah. Just download a silly game on your phone

#3

which train station?

#4

This, unless thereā€™s a bookshop to browse.

#5

Put on a high-vis jacket and see how many people you can direct to the wrong trains.

#6

Trip up people with wheelie suitcases as they walk past.

#7

Just post on Dis.

#8

Mulling over the futility of existence

#9

Ooo, go wander around M&S and buy the following -

1 individual victoria sponge cake
1 packet of percy pigs (any variety)
Either a sandwich or some other delicious savoury meal.
A packet of crisps
1 gin and tonic

Then make your way to WH Smith, go buy either a newspaper, a crappy magazine or a good magazine.

THEN make your way to one of the many coffee shops, buy a coffeeā€¦

Take your time doing all these, by the time youā€™ve finished and have a nice warm coffee in hand enter your train and relaaaaaaax.

#10

Play some music from your phone and start dancing and see if it turns into a flashmob.

#11

Youā€™ll also have spent approximately nine hundred pounds.

#12

worth every penny :money_mouth_face:

(I donā€™t get trains very often :blush: I like to treat myself)

#13

Go up to children and ask them if they want to go to the moon. If they say yes put them on a train to Wales.

#14

Of which around Ā£850 was on the ā€œspecial offersā€ that WH Smith blitz you with at the checkout.

#15

Ahhh too late epimer! I was literally boarding my train as you posted. I did browse the teeny m&s and WHSmiths and bought a ham and cheese toastie. I also had some bants with the French customs guy (he tried to charge me Ā£10 for a stamp on my passport). Didnā€™t get the full on security experience this time - maybe cause I had a suitcase and not a backpack.

#16

Drinking in the station bar, obviously.

#17

go to the bar of course, silly thread

#18

Yeah itā€™s obviously the bar

#19

Fuck sake.

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#20

Change the tread title to ā€˜things to do on a trainā€™