Better Luck This Time: POTW

[whiterussian]

Last week was generally pretty weak, surely this week has been better? Share your nominations!

[Steved]

Hard to see past this

The Most Unfathomable Things of the Last 10 Years

David Bowie’s ex-wife being in the Big Brother house with David Gest and receiving the news that Bowie had died, relaying that info to Tiffany Pollard who became very upset thinking she meant Gest (who had been unwell) was lying dead in the next room, Gest after leaving the house announcing that he would tour the UK that summer with the “David Gest Is Not Dead But Alive With Soul Tour!”, then dying before that could start.

[ma0sm]

Kickstarter to raise money for colossalhorses family after he drinks a pint of soy sauce

I’ve done the maths, guys. You could do the drinking game Roxanne but every third Roxanne you could have a new potato instead of a shot of soy sauce. So, if they say Roxanne 26 times in the song, but one third of those are potatoes, that’s… what, 17.2 (we’ll just say 17 for arguments sake) 25ml shots (single measures, let’s not take the piss here)… that’ll only be 425ml of soy sauce which is less than a pint AND you’ll be getting the required amount of counteracting potatoes

for me

[NoahVale]

Cheers @thedistrict

[whiterussian]

Will do a poll in half an hour

[Jamos]

Exploiting Validation Loopholes Online For Your Own Amusement

So every week on Monday, the volleyball organiser sends out a Google Form for people to use to sign up for volleyball that Wednesday. Each week there are more people than spots, so they tend to get taken up pretty quickly. This week they went faster than ever, and in the WhatsApp group once the 18 spots were filled, the organiser let people know the sign ups were now closed and only the first 18 would be picked, as she’d initially said. She’s a very stern sort, and didn’t seem happy that Dimi…

[NoahVale]

[whiterussian]

Do you wanna do the poll NV I’m just on my phone and all the linking is too much on here

[NoahVale]

Nah CBA
Let’s just say I won

[CeeJay]

Mark Wahlberg's mornings

Mark’s family’s schedule: 2:30am - 7:30pm: Deal with Mark’s bullshit 7:31pm: Thank fuck that’s over for another day

[McGarnagle]

Thanks @CeeJay! I always knew you were one of the best.

[whiterussian]

OKAY, get voting. Polls open until tomorrow.

• David Bowie’s ex wife The Most Unfathomable Things of the Last 10 Years
• Roxanne drinking game Kickstarter to raise money for colossalhorses family after he drinks a pint of soy sauce
• Glans Thursday Filth Thread: Beat the Meatles edition
• WhatsApp chat Exploiting Validation Loopholes Online For Your Own Amusement
• Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg's mornings

[whiterussian]

BONUS POLL:

Is POTW worth sticking with?

• y
• n
• literally couldn’t care less

[whiterussian]

3 hours left to vote

[grievoustim]

Please stick with it until I win a POTW.

You can do what you like after that

[whiterussian]

Looking promising for @ma0sm so far

[whiterussian]

Congrats to @ma0sm on this huge milestone in his life. Tune in again next week!

[ma0sm]

Thanks WR.

I’d like to thank all those who believed in me, my parents, the big guy upstairs and of course Dimitar. Peace.