better sequel titles

jurassic park 2: jeff goldblum’s quest

stars wars 2: darth vader’s big day out

the lord of the rings 3: volcano final boss level

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The Great-Godfather

Robocop 4 - Fuck Off Robocop

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Alien 2
Jawss

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Determinator

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Back to the Future Part III: This one’s got cowboys in it, yee-haw!

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This thread made me look up Die Hard 2, and I have now become aware that Die Harder was the tagline, and not part of the title.

Rocky 7: Adrian’s Revenge

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Batman: Tom Hardy does a silly voice

Taken: The Piss

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Blade Runner 2: Android Boogaloo

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Blair Witch 2 : The Cash In

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheepses

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Hobbit 2: Back In The Hobbit

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I only learned recently that Crispin Glover isn’t actually in BTTF 2, pay dispute apparently, so George McFly was played by a body double wearing prosthetics (and hung upside down during his scenes so it was harder to spot).

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Aliens, Thousands of Them.

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Frozen 2: Ice to Meet You

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Friday The 13th Part 2: Jason Vorhees did it.

Testament 2: The Jesusing

Indiana Jones and the even shitter film