For the uninitiated the story of ‘‘IT’’ by Stephen King starts out good with the scary clown going around being scary but ends with him turning out to be a weird space spider that ends up getting killed by an underground magic turtle.
I think we can do better than that, and am open to your suggestions.
The clown could just turn to the camera and say ‘‘I’m tired of all these problems’’ and just leave town for example.
Reboot
Dont write it in the first place
(Never read it)
‘it was all a dream’ never fails.
Pennywise decides to change his ways and runs off to join the circus. Possibly as, I dunno, a lion tamer or something…
The ringmasters knew internal clowns were setting them up all along
Isn’t there an orgy in the book? Could have just had another one of those couldn’t they.
It turns out the real killer clowns were the friends they made along the way.
One of the kids grows up to be a chiropodist and deals with IT’s troublesome bunion which made him so cross in the first place, IT makes a foot related quip, they laugh. Fin.
Things it would be funny if Pennywise the Clown did
Pennywise becomes a shock-jock right wing political commentator in full makeup but in a suit also.
Everyone be talking about IT, when they should be talking about Insomnia.
The Clown in Slipknot is actually Pennywise. People = IT
The clown is a metaphor for toxic masculinity
toxic masclowninity
‘…and who has a better story than It the Clown?’
Weird sex scene freaks out the clown and he fucks off
