#31

Yeah, we all need to take better care of ourselves and each other

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#32

She does make me laugh :grinning:

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#33

I had a go on one of these (also in Japan). It was ages ago, but I vaguely recall both washing and drying taking place, courtesy of a mechanism that came out from under the rim after flushing.

#34

There was drying too? That would have made a lot of sense.

#35

Would a more widespread, international acceptance to bidets change your opinion on rimjobs?

  • More positive
  • Unchanged
  • More negative

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#36

It did make sense, but it was a bit too enjoyable an experience for the workplace so it unsettled me slightly.

Looks like you can get them here now https://www.washloo.co.uk/pages/japanese-toilet-guide

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#37

I want one!

#38

Love that there’s a testimonials page on that site

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#39

:grinning:

Hello KAREN, what can I say? Never in all my years have I received such prompt and reliable after-sales service. I cannot speak highly enough of the company you run. You’re polite and very efficient, but at the same time you have a wonderful sense of humour.(I never would have considered giving a live commentary about the functionality of a bidet).
We have decided to go with the Ultra DR model
Thanks once again KAREN for all your help.
Best regards
AnthonyM

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#40

Literally every person would be making the “It’s like a sauna in here!” joke though!

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#41

Don’t mind if I bi-do

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#42

Love ‘em

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#43

Me too

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#44

Maybe we should have different apparatus to clean each part of our bodies.

For example, what would be really useful, would be a willy cleaner. So a tube that you put your penis in that will rhythmically force water back and forwards, maybe intensifying until you are finished. cleaning your willy.

#45

Having trouble visualising this, kinda glad

#46

I’ll try and build a rudimentary one tonight and upload video for you.

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#47

There’s really no need

#48

Splashlight

You’re more than welcome.

#49

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#50

Oh man, if anusjets were commonplace I’d rim everyone. Absolutely everyone.