#39

:grinning:

Hello KAREN, what can I say? Never in all my years have I received such prompt and reliable after-sales service. I cannot speak highly enough of the company you run. You’re polite and very efficient, but at the same time you have a wonderful sense of humour.(I never would have considered giving a live commentary about the functionality of a bidet).
We have decided to go with the Ultra DR model
Thanks once again KAREN for all your help.
Best regards
AnthonyM

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#40

Literally every person would be making the “It’s like a sauna in here!” joke though!

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#41

Don’t mind if I bi-do

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#42

Love ‘em

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#43

Me too

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#44

Maybe we should have different apparatus to clean each part of our bodies.

For example, what would be really useful, would be a willy cleaner. So a tube that you put your penis in that will rhythmically force water back and forwards, maybe intensifying until you are finished. cleaning your willy.

#45

Having trouble visualising this, kinda glad

#46

I’ll try and build a rudimentary one tonight and upload video for you.

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#47

There’s really no need

#48

Splashlight

You’re more than welcome.

#49

Penis LighteningPenis Lightening

#50

Oh man, if anusjets were commonplace I’d rim everyone. Absolutely everyone.

#51

The first of the 12 steps is admission.

#52

Absolutely never tried one or wanted to. However my parents have just relocated to the continent so maybe I’ll try if there’s one at their house. maybe.

#53

What would you say is the preferred method for the Nordics as a people to clean their arses please, Ruski?

#54

Sauna followed by plunging of bare arse into snow bank.

#55

We’re a toilet paper type of people, Ant. However, from my experience of having lived in the UK as well as my native land, I would say that we generally have better quality toilet paper up here.

Maybe that’s what I’ll send out as my secret santa gift, just top quality scandi toilet paper.

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#56

I don’t enjoy saunas

#57

Thank you for your thorough answer. If I might trouble you for a follow-up question, would you suggest that maybe 3-ply would be considered “the norm” for the people of the Nord?

#58

No trouble at all, Ant!

I think the cheap stuff that I use is only 2-ply, but it’s somehow… Firmer??? than a lot of UK toilet paper. Gets the job done more efficiently, imho.

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