Big pharma

Haha!

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Got offered a job giving laser eye surgery to tractor drivers but I didn’t want to work in farmer cuticles

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That’s a really niche cornea of the market there

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This is what I initially thought but apparently (thanks Google, without you I’m nothing) the cuticle of the eye is part of what shapes the cornea, so not only is this an amusing pune but it is also properly researched.

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You’re the cutie(cle) here hun

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Cheers bbz xox

Isopode you might be correct - I’m looking again in slightly more depth (I SHOULD BE WORKING) and I can see that the corneal epithelium has a similar cellular construction in some places to that of the cuticle, but is not referred to as such.

Might have to take back @aggpass’s properly researched badge here

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Guys, I hear you’re partying in here?!

He’s trying to mussel in on the market

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Got offered a job giving manicures to tractor drivers

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YESSS

I know. Just when you thought my jokes couldn’t get any cornea

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BTW I think my favourite specific term I have encountered in pharma work is LAMA/LABA, because it’s such fun to say

Oh boy I was wrong on this!

PARA BAILAR

No idea where ‘cuticle is a bit of the eye’ got into my head as such an established and definite truth. Huh

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Maybe you got it confused with ‘eyeball’.

LAMA/LABA
LAMA-LAMA/LABA
You’re a LAMA/LABA
Oh, LAMA/LABA, oh
LAMA/LABA baby

This to the tune of Womanizer by Britney Spears

What’s the worst bit is that I’d worked that out before the edit.

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I think if anything this has massively, massively disproved that

I think we’ve gone full monkeys-with-typewriters in here

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