#18

they were alright as far as poshos go. don’t think you end up booking a band like ours if you want a standard posho wedding. Some things were pretty cringeworthy tho - eg each of the tables at dinner was named after a stage at Glastonbury

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#19

:grimacing:

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#21

even more cringeworthy was the fact that the head table was the Other Stage instead of the Pyramid Stage.

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#22

:’D

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#23

A couple of years ago I offered to form a scratch band to play at my friends’ wedding. They were on a tight budget and had essentially run out of money for the wedding reception.

I formed a pretty decent covers band with a few friends of mine. I specifically learnt a bunch of songs that they’d requested especially, many of which were quite technically complicated. I put in hours of practice getting the band together, rehearsing, setting up on the day, getting home in the early hours of the morning. And it went down really well: lots of dancing, lots of positive comments, everyone seemed happy.

Anyway, the reward we got was a thank-you card. No money, no token gift voucher or anything. I’m not sure why this irked me so much - after all, I had offered to be their evening entertainment and hadn’t asked for anything in return. I guess it would have just been nice to receive some token of thanks more than a fairly brief card a few weeks later.

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#24

m9, I would have completely flipped.

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#25

amps in the fucking river angry

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#26

I genuinely don’t think they had any insight into how much work it took me. Essentially I formed a band and performed for about two hours (plus doing all of the songs and hymns at their wedding) for almost nothing.

I didn’t say anything to them as I hadn’t asked for any money up-front and so they were perfectly within their rights. But they’re lucky I’m such a doormat so accommodating.

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#27

We played four gigs and made enough to cover about five of our practice sessions (maybe £120 total.)

#28

You remain one of the true heroes of DiS! :joy::+1:

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#29

they ran out of money though. Bit heartless to be mad at them I think

#30

Surely the Pyramid Stage table was occupied by the couple’s grandparents and other ageing relatives, in order to stick to the theme accurately.

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#31

I’d say you could very easily do some mildly posh weddings if you learned a load of carpenters, Coldplay and Mumford and sons tunes on guitar and sang with your nice voice.

Cash money, my dude

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#32

One that sticks out: when I was 15/16 my band agreed to play a gig for a church garden party near Seaburn, on the same weekend as the Sunderland Airshow. They were taking donations on the door to cover our costs, but because our set time was due to be right in the middle of the show we didn’t expect a huge crowd so said the church could keep everything after our petrol and train fares were covered (about £30-40 in total).

Airshow ended up being cancelled at the last-minute and a few hundred people descended on the tent we were playing in. The church ended up with hundreds of pounds in donations and thanked us very much for being so generous :frowning:

Opposite end of the scale: another band I was in played in Bristol a few years ago, all we were offered was a bowl of noodles each and something like £10 in pound coins. We’d driven all the way from Sheffield, fuck that.

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#33

My band currently locked in a debate that you can help us with. We have accrued a tiny amount of money, and cant decide how to spend it. Options are:

  • Book studio time to make record no one will ever listen to because no one ever does.
  • Go to Spain for the weekend and spunk it on tapas.
  • Mix the two and go to a residential studio for a weekend in Wales, to get away, but also make a record no one will ever listen to because no one ever does.

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#35

They’re ok

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#36

I wasn’t really mad, just a bit disappointed? If I was skint and someone had gone to those lengths for me I’d probably still buy them a nice bottle of wine or a voucher for something. But hey

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#37

Well, we’ll try harder, okay? Just give us a second chance. Just don’t go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.

#38

Yeah I see what you are saying but best not to overthink it really. If you had fun doing it then it’s a win really :slight_smile:

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#39

Are you actively encouraging couples to divorce just so you can get another gig?

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