nice to have your existence acknowledged then?
As little as possible, thanks.
hope you have a nice birthday anyway
I’m so sorry but this has absolutely done me
My birthday next week too (Wednesday, hint hint)
I think I’ve opened my cards before and on my birthday. In fact this year I couldn’t wait so I opened it the day before birthdays should last at least a week anyway. I think your tv has the right idea, I hope you’ve got a weeks worth of surprises planned.
A weeks?! Eh no
I’m not a person that does birthdays. The only thing worse than pretending to be interested in my birthday is feigning interest and excitement in someone else’s.
As you can guess, I don’t have many friends.
One can only imagine she gets quite nervous when lo-pan says he has a surprise for her…
I’ll keep my birthday week bonanza to myself from now on
Nah you’re good
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4th option: DWYW.
Cards are fucking stupid, @Epimer is right
proper laughed at this