Bite or Rip?

Here’s a good thread.

Do you BITE the following foods, or RIP them then pop bitesized chunks into your gob?

I’ll start us off with some easy ones that only an idiot would get wrong

Toast

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Apples

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Tear and Share Garlic Bread

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Crumpets

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

What a ripper of a thread

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A (relatively pliable) Refreshers Bar (full-sized)

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Cut up because I’m a dainty lady :princess:

:doughnut:

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Jack the Biter doesn’t have the same ring to it really

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I have quite a big overbite so my biting is effectively ripping anyway. I often have to turn sandwiches upside down halfway through eating otherwise the differential cutting causes filling leakage.

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Pizza

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

(for items like this where a knife and fork is a possibility, please imagine that knives and forks don’t exist)

I need to make a work call in 10 minutes but I’m sure someone will keep this excellent thread going

sandwiches

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Can do!

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atta boy!

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imagine turning up to a shared lunch and taking a bite out of the tear-and-share bread. Leave your toothmarks and everything

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biting:

  • sexy
  • mischievous

0 voters

ripping

  • sexy
  • mischievous

0 voters

THEY CAN BE BOTH

WHY CAN WE NOT GET PAST THIS

Chicken strips

  • Bite
  • Rip

0 voters

Banana

  • Bite
  • Rip
  • Bite, and maintain eye contact with @joke

0 voters

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watching habitual rippers eat puts me on edge a bit