#124

My friend invited a bunch of us to the Casion Royale one. My character was a music producer and all the Secret Cinema actors were a bit confused when I’d give them a business card (read: scrap of paper saying things like “I didnt know he was a producer but he was really good at repairing our storm gutters - Will I Am”) and offer to sign them to my label

Nobody taught them the principle of “yes and”

Still remember getting there in my makeshift costume (unwashed shirt, unwashed jeans, and a hoodie tied round my neck like a yuppie scarf) and seeing everyone else dressed up to the nines

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#125

“Caught a wave” on a surf board, boogie board, lilo or whatever

  • surfs up
  • surfs, not up

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#126

Only if it’s there off broadway “I’d rather shove wasps up my arse” show

#127

Paintballing could be fun if it wasn’t open to cheating via capitalism and also cheating via people actually just cheating.

#128

Started deliberately losing bc the uni pub had a boobie prize of a packet of maltesers

The trick is to write an essay for one question and scrawl SPORTS IS BANNED on the sports round

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#130

Been to a giant outdoors Hogmanay party (e.g. Edinburgh, Glasgow, London etc)

  • Aye, I love getting cold and queuing hours for the toilet
  • Watching Only an Excuse then Jools Holland, soz

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#132

Ridden a bicycle further than 10 miles in one go

  • Yes
  • No
  • Would rather shove very angry wasps up my arse

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#134

Sat on someone’s shoulders or had someone (adult) on your shoulders at a festival?

  • Yes, I’m one of those pricks
  • Of course not

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#135

Watched professional snooker in a live environment

  • Yes
  • No
  • Would rather shove wasps up my arse

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#138

been to the darts:

  • yes
  • no
  • no but its on my to do list

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#139

Sick burn!

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#140

Been to a cabaret night at a small local venue; comedian, tribute band, magician, bingo, meat raffle etc

  • Yes
  • No
  • Would rather shove wasps up my arse

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#141

Bits

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#142

Read a novel by a Russian author

  • Yes
  • No

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#143

Scaled the summit of

Scafel Pike

  • Yes
  • No

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Snowdon

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Ben Nevis

  • Yes
  • No

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#144

Life’s big regret for me. Odds on me crowd surfing now at the age of 45 are almost non existent.

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#146

Composed Beethoven’s 5th Symphony

  • Yes
  • No

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#147

Been to a drag show

  • Yes
  • No

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#148

Made a toast:

  • Yes
  • No
  • What… like bread?

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#149

Huh?