#21

2 year old bit me on the nipple at the weekend. It’s been months since he’s tried that nonsense, he just got very carried away during a lovely feed as he said ‘oh so yummy mummy’ when I screamed.

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#23

If it didn’t break the skin its more of a grip, remember though don’t have hands.

#24

Why not? Do they not bite the handless?

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#25

I don’t think I’ve ever been bitten by anything bigger than a bumblebee.

#26

Got bitten by a horse once. Also nearly got bitten by a giraffe

#27

Hey Lonzy, you ever bitten the hand that fed mate?

#28

I guess I have been nibbled by a human but that doesn’t count. Maybe this dog or a child at school.

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#29

Friend of mine got bitten right on the tit by a horse and it left him with a really purple bruise on his tit for ages

#31

My sister once bit my mum’s finger thinking it was a sausage. Or so the story goes.

I don’t believe I have.

I also took a mild bite from my son the other day. After he had smashed his teeth in I was demonstrating tearing up a sandwich and where you have to put the bits of sandwich (molar zone) and the clown bit down with his fucked teeth with my finger in his mouth.

#32

I don’t even have teeth yet!

#33

What is the clown bit?

#34

I was referring to my son as a clown. Like affectionately saying the ‘fucking idiot’.

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#35

I understand that now

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#36

Hey! I’m no clown!

#37

Have I missed something here?

#38

got bitten a bit by a human last night actually

#39

I just made an alt account called Jason_Coleslaw and I was trying to make him your son canonically, doesn’t seem worth it though really.

#40

This comedy account has a limited shelf life imo

#41

I was confused if there was another thread featuring Jason Coleslaw elsewhere?