lost his own penis in a routine circumcision.
Fucking hell.
It’ll be medically tattooed apparently to achieve…PenisDarknessPenisDarkness. (@plasticniki)
Hope to god they don’t use needles for that!
lost his own penis in a routine circumcision.
Fucking hell.
It’ll be medically tattooed apparently to achieve…PenisDarknessPenisDarkness. (@plasticniki)
Hope to god they don’t use needles for that!
Did the doctor sneeze or something?
17 years without a penis?
I guess so. He’ll have had to sit down to pee I suppose. @anon5266188 seems to be okay with this (not the having no penis, obviously).
haha, reminds me of:
Sam Seaborn:
About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby Ziegler:
[pause] Really?
Sam Seaborn:
Yes.
Toby Ziegler:
You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam Seaborn:
A call girl.
Toby Ziegler:
Accidentally?
Sam Seaborn:
Yes.
Toby Ziegler:
I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?
How much are you getting paid to look at penis transplant stories?
I never want to read this ever again.
great story though, good luck to him!
I have a huge schlong
Oh, me too
when was the last time anyone said “schlong”
I’m going about 2009
this was meant to be a reply to ant, not the uh… thread…
#LET ME SEEE THAT SCHLOOOONNNGGG
THAT SCHLONG SCH SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONGGGGG#
I don’t think I’ve said it since back in school when we had a teacher called Mr H Longworth who we called Harry Schlongworth
there’s a good thread idea about shit teacher put-downs but maybe it’s too cruel.
I think I’ve had too much sun, need to lie down
Nah, I reckon that would make for an excellent thread
the floor is yours
Routine Circumcision
Doctor Sneeze
17 Years Without a Penis
Old Blue Last, £5 OTD, £3 NUS
More of a Montague Arms lineup really
right well that’s me decided, whatever goes wrong with my cock for the rest of my life i ain’t ever letting a doctor go anywhere near it.