Black man gets a white penis transplanted

lost his own penis in a routine circumcision.

Fucking hell.

It’ll be medically tattooed apparently to achieve…PenisDarknessPenisDarkness. (@plasticniki)

Hope to god they don’t use needles for that!

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Did the doctor sneeze or something?

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17 years without a penis?

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I guess so. He’ll have had to sit down to pee I suppose. @anon5266188 seems to be okay with this (not the having no penis, obviously).

haha, reminds me of:

Sam Seaborn:
About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

Toby Ziegler:
[pause] Really?

Sam Seaborn:
Yes.

Toby Ziegler:
You accidentally slept with a prostitute?

Sam Seaborn:
A call girl.

Toby Ziegler:
Accidentally?

Sam Seaborn:
Yes.

Toby Ziegler:
I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?

How much are you getting paid to look at penis transplant stories?

I never want to read this ever again.

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great story though, good luck to him!

I have a huge schlong

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Oh, me too

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when was the last time anyone said “schlong”

I’m going about 2009

this was meant to be a reply to ant, not the uh… thread…

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#LET ME SEEE THAT SCHLOOOONNNGGG
THAT SCHLONG SCH SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONGGGGG#

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I don’t think I’ve said it since back in school when we had a teacher called Mr H Longworth who we called Harry Schlongworth

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there’s a good thread idea about shit teacher put-downs but maybe it’s too cruel.

I think I’ve had too much sun, need to lie down

Nah, I reckon that would make for an excellent thread

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the floor is yours

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Routine Circumcision
Doctor Sneeze
17 Years Without a Penis

Old Blue Last, £5 OTD, £3 NUS

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More of a Montague Arms lineup really

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right well that’s me decided, whatever goes wrong with my cock for the rest of my life i ain’t ever letting a doctor go anywhere near it.

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