Blonde (film)

A genuinely astonishing film. I don’t think I’ve hated anything in quite a long time.

It’s just a conveyor belt of misery and whilst bleak films are fine, there’s something very crass about fabricating such dark stories involving real people. I know the film says at the start it’s not all true but inserting such scenes amongst reproductions of things that happened creates this blurring of what’s true or not which is quite icky. One of the many many things I disliked about Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was the rewriting of Sharon Tate’s life and this is no better. It also has a very very iffy reading around abortion

it’s also quite poorly made. For a 2 hr 45 (!!!) film, it looks good but the narrative is all over the shop. To steal an old XFM bit, its like when a comic strip from the 80s told the story of a pop star’s life - one panel they get a guitar for Christmas, the next one they’re on Top of the Pops. No cohesion whatsoever. The performances aren’t good either, aside from Adrien Brody. de Armas’ voice was proper grating at times.

One of the worst films I think I’ve ever seen

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I do find it funny that there’s now a thread about this long after the film has been lost in the Netflix ocean. Anyway I thought it was rather disappointing and a waste of a great cast, Hollywood really loves its daddy issues huh

Good thread

Yeah - it was a real misery fest , and I felt really uncomfortable with the whole thing when I found out a major part of the narrative was completely fabricated. Just feels exploitative and wrong

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Haven’t got round to it yet, been putting it off - partly because I really like The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and it seems this will be disappointing.

Biopics about actors seem even more pointless than most other kinds of biopic because if you wanted to watch a film to better understand an actor, you could just watch one of their films?

I’m refusing to watch this because of the CGI baby. No thanks.