Blue Whales aren't even than big

When people are like “they’re the length of two buses next to each other!” or whatever I’m not impressed, I’ve seen way more than two buses next to each other before

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Ok, so you’re the length of two buses next to each other
That don’t impress-a me much!

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They’re not actually whales either, they’re mammals

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They are blue though, which is pretty cool

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Maybe you’d get loads of them next to each other which would be bigger than all those buses next to each other you’ve seen

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Yeah, I heard that too

Imagine how annoying it’d be to get to the bus stop and there’s a blue whale waiting there and now you know when those two buses come along at once, you’re not going to fit on either.

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I’ve never seen one so dont know how big they actually are

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They’re called blue whales because they get down in the dumps from time to time

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Alright Elton John

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Alright William Large Testicles

Racists, too

Yeah I kinda want them to be bigger

I used to think killer whales were harmless growing up. Not true. They will find you, and they will kill you. And they’re dolphins.

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I think if you hooked one on a line you’d be impressed.

Right?

The way people bang on about these dickheads you’d want them to be the size of a big primary school or something. I think it’s a classic case of overpromise and underdeliver the way these pricks talk about Blue Whales

I for one am still very impressed by Blue whales

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If a blue whale saw a bus, they’d say ‘well, that’s not going to work for me’.

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Yeah, they’d be like “line two of those up one in front of the other and then we’ll talk”

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Reckon Jonathan Edwards jumped further than this

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