Bob Mortimer: Rolling thread

[jordan_229]

And she just stared at me like I was an advert

[almal100]

LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO BE A DOPE!

[urbanfox]

Also constantly get the wahwah bit of the Burnley way wav in my head.

Had to do a concentration test last week for a job I’ve applied for - That backing track inexplicably popped into my head part way through and I nearly lost it.

[anon19035908]

What’s the C for? Sailing ships in I always say.

[anon24684334]

CONCENTRATION.

NO DISTRACTION.

TWO-FOOTED LUNGES.

THAT’S THE BURNLEY WAY.

[AQOS]

has been posted before but my oh my

still crack up at how he just launches into it

[anon19035908]

Not convinced that this week’s crime files was up to the usual standard, seemed a bit phoned in imo. Apart from “my godparents son owns a shop that’s allowed to sell bullets”.

[jont2001]

Bob Mortimer

[Icarus-Smicarus]

“I throw onion rings at sailors” often just pops into my head at work out of nowhere

[AQOS]

Do we strike her?

[TKC]

Just rewatched this and its done me

‘SHOP!’
‘I’m not gonna buy one’ ‘well make your mind up’
‘Think I’m gonna shake your hand, I’m not gonna shake your hand…alright I’ll shake your hand’

[anon19035908]

Think I’m gonna shake your hand, I’m not gonna shake your hand…alright I’ll shake your hand

This bit. Every time.

[TKC]

What you laughing for?
I’m not laughing I’m just in a good mood

[anon19035908]

“Any particular colour”
“No, no…white?”

[TKC]

Quite odd how Matt Lucas decided to be completely unfunny after

[anon19035908]

Yeah a lot of George’s songs are fucking brilliant and then he just spectacularly lost it.

[TKC]

[anon19035908]

[profk]

threw a snake at paloma faith’s face

[TKC]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50205950 heh