Bond spin off: your bond film


#1

forget whats actually happened. who do you think

should be bond:
should be bond girl:
should be bond villain:
should be bond gadget:
should be bond stunt / sequence:
should be m:
should be q:

dont let me down, this is way more fun than listing ones that actually exist


#2

tyrone
fizz
dev
exploding pint
pint explodes
gail
norris


#3

They should make a film of James pond 2: robo-cod


#4

if i get no more replies, at least we’ll have this


#5

None of those characters or stunts will appear on screen - they will be heard about tangentially on news reports through TV and radio, while the whole film focuses on a mother somewhere in Europe who has had to take a day off work to look after her sick child. At one point the car chase will go past outside the house causing damage to their garden, and she’ll phone the police and her insurance company, who will be difficult to deal with.


#6

this is a bad reply and you should feel bad


#7

should be bond: @AphexTwinkletoes
should be bond girl: @Balonz
should be bond villain: @Marckee
should be bond gadget: @1101010
should be bond stunt / sequence: @Xylo
should be m: @discobot
should be q: @AndyVine


#8

john cena
rebecca de mornay
clive warren
amstrad em@iler
john cena AAing clive warren through an aston martin or something idk
vince mcmahon
patrick trueman


#9

:left_speech_bubble: If you don’t think I have the balls to send a man out to die, then your instincts are dead wrong.


#10

James Bond films are bad films, and people should feel bad for liking and promoting them.


#11

thats why im trying to make them good!


#12

FTFY


#13

Would love to see a Bond who can’t make eye contact and dislikes touching strangers. Visibly closing in on himself as the Bond Girl makes a pass :grinning:


#14

Also, Theo as Q would be amazing


#15

Proper bo!


#16

Bo, James Bo


#17

i want a bond film where jason statham plays every role


#18

also it’s played absolutely straight, not a single joke in the film


#19

My bond film has Bond as the villain and so is England.
You see??
The theme is by diplo


#20

really maek u think