#21

Early Amerie lyrics needed some work.

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#22

I have a password protected spreadsheet with all my passwords on.

If I lose the password to that sheet I’m basically fucked.

#23

That’s possibly the most tenuous one yet.

#24

I try to theme my work passwords around the apocalypse to cheer me up in the mornings.

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#25

Top tip: save the password to your password protected spreadsheet in a password protected spreadsheet
You’re welcome.

#26

so first you want my credit card information and now you want my passwords?

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#27

Hello I am Nigerian prince who is also your long-lost brother

Please share your banking password so I can transfer thousands of dollars into your account

Send your banking to here: nigerianprince@notascam.com

#28

ever since my Spotify got hacked i figured i should use more complex and unique passwords, so have used this ever since.

the only downside is that it means I personally have no idea what any of my passwords are, if they got hacked I’d probably be fucked and it takes a bit longer to log into things, but it does mean I don’t get tossers stealing my Spotify account and creating terrible playlists on there.

#29

Hands up who DOESN’T use the same password and then just increase the number by one every time it expires?

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#30

at some point we’ll look back and laugh at having to have loads of passwords cos we’ll be using facial recognition software or something

#31

Would that i’twere so simple

Work password has to be changed monthly and has to be at least 3 characters different from the previous one(s)

#32

someone will just stick a photo of brad pitt (in his prime) in front of the camera and unlock my account lol ha ha jk jk

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#33

Passwords stopped being a ‘thing’ in my life

On phone: it suggests a new password, and upon scanning my face recalls it when I need it. Never need to remember a password again

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#34

What?

#35

I’ve come across a lot of needlessly complicated rules for passwords before but never that one, bummer. Do you handle state secrets? I can understand complex passwords for online banking and such but when it’s just for iplayer it takes the piss.

#36

I wouldn’t mind but our IT systems are 20 years out of date

#37

Extra secure not even I know my password

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#38

January1
February1
March1
…

#39

Then what do I do next year…?

#40

Nope I’ve got nothing.

Honestly rather tickled at the idea of a whole company full of people who all currently have April2018 as their password. :smiley:

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