I’ll tell you a boring story, so today i wore holey knee jeans just after a shower which was my style at the time. I am dry of skin and usually forget to cream my skin or drink water which is why I’m ashy 24/7. So i put my holey knee jeans on in a rush as im near laundry day and honestly don’t wear these jeans in the winter but what can you do, its either no trousers and tights, which are a disaster as my tights yesterday kept rolling down as I’ve put on weight or got taller, idk. Its bad because tights rolling down bunch up, gathering strength and drag your pants down too and your whole arse can be out if you’re not careful. Anyway i wasn’t about to do that again in this wind, had to get in an alleyway to pull my tights up and i heard a noise and was about to run, tights down and all when I realised its just a newspaper flapping aggressively in storm brendan’s powerful wind. Ok so where was i…oh yeah. My ashy self. Ok so i went on the bus and saw how grey my knees and exposed ankles were and felt a wave of dismay and searched for some handcream in my bag. None there, but i had some sunscreen i bought a few days back but forgot to take out. This is why im so ashy. I moisturised my knees but ended up ripping the fragile tendrils of denim across my kneecaps and now i have two big knee holes but brown and not grey knees which is alright i suppose.
