Hang on, “2 hours per sitting”. How much beer can you actually drink in two hours on top of a big brunch?

Hold my beer.

No.

I’ve never been to one but think I would like it.

There is a thai place I like to go to and they do it and its unlimited food and drink for 2 hours for £45. BUT the service in there is RIDIC slow even when theres hardly anyone in there so you wouldn’t even get that much food or drink in I reckon.

Yeah prosecco gives me acid reflux and I get to a limit (usually after half a bottle?) where it just won’t go down any more

Done it once. Ended up in bed at 3pm. Great day

Given the prices in there normally (Punk is £5.25 a pint iirc) then you’d need to be getting at least five pints in you to get any value on that price.

Seems a bit lad culture

Pretty Tory, tbh.

All you can eat things are always bad value. Your stomach can’t hold more food. If alcohol is part of the deal that’s better but if limited time/weak drinks are part of it cba.

£40 and a two hours limit?

spend that much in spoons and i could probably get two meals and 7 pints, which would be a seriously lengthy #sesh

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The tv used to work in a psuedo-post bar in Manchester that did this. They treated the staff like dogshit and the customers would often treat them worse. Staff turnover was insane.

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7 pints in 2 hours would be going some.

#madsesh

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love the idea of the waiters moving around in slow motion or pigeon steps to circumvent the unlimited food thing.

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hyggy’s mention of 5 in 2 was bad enough.

*posh ffs

Preach my brother

Not quite related but this reminded me there’s a place in Shoreditch called “Beach Blanket Babylon” which sounds peak Clapham bruncher. Girls called Holly from Guildford who live in Balham and who work in media sales written all over it.

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Also in Notting Hill, obviously.

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