You first, though.
I look like death, no one should have to see this
Much better than my effort, tbf.
that’s a really nice Xmas jumper, did you get it as a present?
my phone doesn’t have any space left
make some space DD, c’mon. your selfie game is so strong and we need you to join in.
I’d love a game of snooker
Here’s a picture of my foot. That’s all you’re getting.
I’m back in my bed now, pretending to be bored. you don’t have to join me in bed, don’t worry. meet you in the games room in ten?
it’s my birthday tomorrow. i’m slightly less than 5 hours away from avoiding joining the 27 club. wish me luck!