Shop - Allied Carpets
solid choice
Young sexy Cap’n B or grizzled captain of the seas serving fish fingers to a mixture of young children?
soap star - martin kemp
Shop - WH Smiths
wait they changed the captain?!
gameshow - brucie’s play your cards right
Cricketer: Ian Botham
Ken - Barlow
Think it has gone back now but this guy was at the tiller for a while
Car: Ford Fiesta
He’s back to the grizzled old sea dog but now he only goes sailing/swimming/fishing with his grandchildren. It’s a post-Yew tree world
the old fella
furniture manufacturer - DFS
Name: Marcus (but pronounced Markoos)
My word. I had the first two Faster Pussycat albums back in the day - was impressed by them in The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II
Tandy?
not my captain
This thread is basically just AQoS
My version is so far removed from the original. After singing it for years my wife asked to hear it and it is a completely different animal.