Shop - Allied Carpets

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solid choice

Young sexy Cap’n B or grizzled captain of the seas serving fish fingers to a mixture of young children?

soap star - martin kemp

Shop - WH Smiths

wait they changed the captain?!

gameshow - brucie’s play your cards right

Cricketer: Ian Botham

Ken - Barlow

Think it has gone back now but this guy was at the tiller for a while

Car: Ford Fiesta

He’s back to the grizzled old sea dog but now he only goes sailing/swimming/fishing with his grandchildren. It’s a post-Yew tree world

the old fella

furniture manufacturer - DFS

Name: Marcus (but pronounced Markoos)

My word. I had the first two Faster Pussycat albums back in the day - was impressed by them in The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II :neutral_face:

Tandy?

not my captain

This thread is basically just AQoS

My version is so far removed from the original. After singing it for years my wife asked to hear it and it is a completely different animal.