Brand names that lie to you

Super Noodles - they’re only alright

Dr Pepper - doesn’t have a stethoscope - not a doctor

:frowning:

4 Likes

Kentucky Fried Chicken - not fried in Kentucky

2 Likes

Iceland - very little ice in there, it’s almost all food

1 Like

Domestos. It doesn’t do any Mestos whatsoever

shite

4 Likes

Johnson & Johnson

(Two-faced Prime Minister)

Microsoft- actually quite big (and not all soft)

Apple - Their products are not made with apples.

Double deckers

Wait: I could be wrong here.

Red Bull, neither red nor a bull

1 Like

9 Likes

PC World: just a chain of stores, no astral bodies involved at all

2 Likes

Can’t get any beer at De Beers

5 Likes

Boots: is a retail chemist chain, does not sell boots.

1 Like

Lion bars: not a hint of big cat in any of those layers

Gillette - never actually proven that this is the best a man can get.

Selfridges

Doesn’t.

8 Likes

Cillit Bang: consistently fails to bang my cillit.

2 Likes

OIP (2)

Snickers - no it doesn’t.