Brand new sentence (rolling)

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Local Newspaper Nonsense

[IMG_2448] This is an old one but I had this cut out of the newspaper for years. The phrasing always gets me, an entire short story in a headline

Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar

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Terrible Things Posted on Social Media II

I for one would love to see Greg Davies getting a sad hand job while speaking Hungarian

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Proud to contribute

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@fr.mert

Good luck to you and your fat clown dick in the charts this week

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@andyvine

The track emerged as a beautiful conversation between Flea’s trumpet and my voice, filled with yearning and love, the song transcending its individual parts and becoming a slowly evolving cosmic dance, in the form of a reconciliation and an apology.

[lyserge]

Who would you be your Desert Island Dicks?

Spent a good 20 seconds there wondering what good a mouth full of vaginas was going to do you

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If you were compiling an album called Now That’s What I Call Shit Music from all the pop music ever created, what twelve tracks would be on it?

Horrible song overall and a wretched human but the chord sequence after the first dooledooledoo rocks

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@manches

What am honour

Reading this in a grumbly troll voice

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As well you should

[drspaceman]

@The_Respected_User

I just want to be sucked off by the anthropomorphised factory machine Bertha, from the animated children’s show of the same name.

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