Brands (or TV Programme) (but NOT, REPEAT NOT, band) names that make you angry


#21

Arm and Hammer. Don’t want to think about either of these things in conjunction with my teeth


#22

it’s still a completely shite name


#23

Lemsip. Haha, I get it: it’s (traditionally) lemon flavoured and you sip it. Fuck off.


#24

Smint! Yeah it’s a SMALL MINT. Get bent.


#25

Cup-a-Soup: that’s really clever! Go fuck yourself with a freshly boiled kettle.


#26

Brexit. Shit name for shit thing.


#27

Carphone Warehouse
Literally no one has a carphone. There’s no such thing as a carphone anymore. Do you think your brand is just too fucking big to change it?
Pricks.


#28

Smartphone Warehouse. Done.


#29

Smartphone retail-unit


#30

Mitsubushi WARRIOR

fuck off you brexit-middle-managment-tiny-penis-twat.


#31

Cellphone-friendly Unit Shifter


#32

Phone shack


#33

Oh god: IMAGINE the B52s doing the adverts. IMAGINE


#34

Plastic clamshell


#35

AppPlatformLand


#36

SelfieDevicePeninsula


#37

Mobe Dungeon :japanese_goblin:

Vauxhall Mokka :triumph:


#38

Toilet Duck

unnecessary quirkiness


#39

a product (not a brand) but saw CHEESESTRING SCOFFIES advertised the other day

SCOFFIES


#40

Sink Peewit