Arm and Hammer. Don’t want to think about either of these things in conjunction with my teeth
it’s still a completely shite name
Lemsip. Haha, I get it: it’s (traditionally) lemon flavoured and you sip it. Fuck off.
Smint! Yeah it’s a SMALL MINT. Get bent.
Cup-a-Soup: that’s really clever! Go fuck yourself with a freshly boiled kettle.
Brexit. Shit name for shit thing.
Literally no one has a carphone. There’s no such thing as a carphone anymore. Do you think your brand is just too fucking big to change it?
Smartphone Warehouse. Done.
fuck off you brexit-middle-managment-tiny-penis-twat.
Cellphone-friendly Unit Shifter
Oh god: IMAGINE the B52s doing the adverts. IMAGINE
a product (not a brand) but saw CHEESESTRING SCOFFIES advertised the other day