Only very quickly browsed through, and it’s obviously an absolute unabated horrorshow throughout, but this one jumped out as awful:
I spend more money on self-development and learning than I do on holidays.
Holidays are The Best. And, if you want to be wanky about it, they count as legit self-development, too.
Also, for all the holier-than-thou shit, I’ve just noticed that the American Spirit brand gets a crowbarred-in mention. Apt for this thread. Gotta be a guerrilla plugging for/by them, huh?