Brass Eye

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#1

Still hands down the best satire this country has ever produced (no chat), and since it’s 20 years old today here is a thread for you to post your favourite lines. From the Day Today too, since I’m feeling generous.


#2

Impossible to take pleasure in satire atm tbh


#3

Peter o’hanrahanrahan does 9/11


#4

You’re wrong and you’re a grotesquely ugly freak.


#5

Why can we no longer think of the words ‘British Isles’ without the word ‘paedoph’ in front of them?


#6


#7

one day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left him quadrospazzed on a life-glug.


#8

Your tone is antagonistic and you’re making me very angry.


#9

“Bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central Portsmouth… And where now for man raised by puffins?”


#10

JOHN FASHANU


#11

“you’re a small bean regarder”


#12

WHERE IS YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SPECT


#13

you’re a shrub rocketeer


#14

…what’s a coco shunter?


#15

Who says AIDS guys can’t do tough stuff? This guy’s got AIDS and he’s about to beat me in an arm wrestling match.


#16

For many, the answer to the crime problem could be summed up in one word: Bring back Borstal.


#17

Cake is a made up drug. Its made of chemicals by…sick bastards.


#18

satire is dead long live the real world


#19

#20

Look after your Shatner’s Bassoon!