got jumped by two crude dudes out of a car on a walk one evening with balaclavas on, one jumped in front of me and the other pressed a gun into my temple and they like gimme all your money! They seemed quite nervous.
I told them I didn’t have a wallet or any money on me…mad to think they could have blown my brains out right there but I was quite calm. I took off my coat to show them and they patted me down. Packet of fags fell out of my coat pocket, I said to them casually “you can have those if you want?” one of them said quite politely, which I will always find strange “no thanks, I don’t smoke”. Then they got a bit huffy and told me to walk off with my hands above my head and not turn around. I did this to the end of the road which seemed like it took aaaages but was probably only like 30 seconds, then they were gone.
Sometimes it stresses me out to think about this other times it’s just totally not a thing