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Anyone got any good bread jokes? If they revolve around the French ‘pain’ all the better

It’s really good bread but the slices are too big for the toaster. Well, my toaster anyway

Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he (k)needed a poo!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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reckon people toast too much.

a slice of toast a month is about right.

Michael stich.jpg

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Jackson’s seeded bloomer

Hot dog roll has controversial thread shut down status written all over it

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Yeast from the east?

Not one I see in my local sainos, anyway, the rate at which I eat bread (mostly toast, obv) means that loaf looks a little on the short side for me to be quite honest.

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One slice at a time is wasting all the energy of the other slot, planet murderer.

Unless you have a 1 slice toaster.

Rarely ever buy bread as I’d never get through a full loaf. And freezing bread’s for lunatics, clearly.

1 slice of bread, 1 slice of cauliflower.

Woah woah woah

Knew that would get a reaction from someone. But I’m right.

Seed sensations is the only sensible choice for shop bought thank you for seeing sense profk

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I agree, it’s not my first choice to freeze a loaf but it’s a good back up when you’ve run out of bread.

A nice big tiger bloomer for me. Generously sliced. Tons of butter.

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I refuse to vote in that poll because I would vote for all of them.

I love bread. Especially in the form of toast.

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Toasted hot dog rolls

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