BREAKING NEWS: The Queen is unwell

and will not be attending the christmas service

slight cold, hold front page

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sources inside buckingham palace have reported that the queen may have a slight sniffle

One had one too many last night

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Slight case of the epimers

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Too busy waiting for one of the mods to verify her @lizzywindsor account so she can start posting about the new RTJ.

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one step closer to being king
:crown: :pray: :santa:

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and it’s so lonely on a limb

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Unwell excited about going to Itchy and Scratchy land!

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FOR FUCKS SAKE WON’T 2016 FUCK OFF

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*hungover

we’ve had that one, mate

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Do English people actually like the Queen?

Never met her

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I have, and stupidly told her that she looks just like my nan (she does).

Got a cracking story about Philip, I’ll post it one day. Depends if GCHQ are reading.

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It’s Christmas Day, mate - they’ll be shut. Go for it.

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Hope she makes a full recovery

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Can’t believe i fluffed this after all those horrific misunderstanding the Simpsons threads

I actually won’t be able to watch tv for months after she dies and the next one is made king. Fucking nightmare

Probably been laying on a slab for days or even weeks, but they’re waiting for a favourable window in the obit schedule.

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