BREAKING NEWS: The Queen is unwell


#1

and will not be attending the christmas service


#2

slight cold, hold front page


#3

sources inside buckingham palace have reported that the queen may have a slight sniffle


#4

One had one too many last night


#5

Slight case of the epimers


#6

Too busy waiting for one of the mods to verify her @lizzywindsor account so she can start posting about the new RTJ.


#7

one step closer to being king
:crown: :pray: :santa:


#8

and it’s so lonely on a limb


#9

Unwell excited about going to Itchy and Scratchy land!


#10

FOR FUCKS SAKE WON’T 2016 FUCK OFF


#11

*hungover


#12

we’ve had that one, mate


#13

Do English people actually like the Queen?


#14

Never met her


#15

I have, and stupidly told her that she looks just like my nan (she does).

Got a cracking story about Philip, I’ll post it one day. Depends if GCHQ are reading.


#16

It’s Christmas Day, mate - they’ll be shut. Go for it.


#17

Hope she makes a full recovery


#18

Can’t believe i fluffed this after all those horrific misunderstanding the Simpsons threads


#19

I actually won’t be able to watch tv for months after she dies and the next one is made king. Fucking nightmare


#20

Probably been laying on a slab for days or even weeks, but they’re waiting for a favourable window in the obit schedule.