BREAKING NEWS: The Queen is unwell

#1

and will not be attending the christmas service

#2

slight cold, hold front page

#3

sources inside buckingham palace have reported that the queen may have a slight sniffle

#4

One had one too many last night

#5

Slight case of the epimers

#6

Too busy waiting for one of the mods to verify her @lizzywindsor account so she can start posting about the new RTJ.

#7

one step closer to being king
:crown: :pray: :santa:

#8

and it’s so lonely on a limb

#9

Unwell excited about going to Itchy and Scratchy land!

#10

FOR FUCKS SAKE WON’T 2016 FUCK OFF

#11

*hungover

#12

we’ve had that one, mate

#13

Do English people actually like the Queen?

#14

Never met her

#15

I have, and stupidly told her that she looks just like my nan (she does).

Got a cracking story about Philip, I’ll post it one day. Depends if GCHQ are reading.

#16

It’s Christmas Day, mate - they’ll be shut. Go for it.

#17

Hope she makes a full recovery

#18

Can’t believe i fluffed this after all those horrific misunderstanding the Simpsons threads

#19

I actually won’t be able to watch tv for months after she dies and the next one is made king. Fucking nightmare

#20

Probably been laying on a slab for days or even weeks, but they’re waiting for a favourable window in the obit schedule.