Billion dollar* companies don’t make decisions while drunk, on a whim. They have teams of people who workshop this shit, do market research, analysis, business planning, consultants, the whole shebang. If I’m being generous, this was the nugget of a good idea that got filtered and tweaked by all those layers until it became the mess it is. But the whole “we’re ker-azy punks” thing is absolute nonsense and always has been.
*According to them