dog panties wat
Oh I didn’t even see that. Was mostly very not-into the idea of a “woofin”, and also that they were made with “woof”? What’s that even meant to stand for?? You can’t use the same word to describe two different things, where’s the internal logic?!
Like a muffin, made with … muff? I don’t even know where to start
Well muff gets us to panties. So there’s that.
Absolutely no idea what’s going on here.
But dog muff to woof is … I can’t even
I think it’s a misspelling of “dog parties” - you can book dog birthday parties at the Lothian road one, I think it’s like £5 per dog and they get one of those dog beers they make each or something.
Well these are both stupid things. If I threw my dog a party she’d just be like, “Where’s the park, dickhead?”
You need to sell that idea to Brewdog now. Brewdog branded dog parks
I’m not taking their blood money
I’m doing it then
Hope they give you some of that sweet punk equity
I will be using this service
Brewdog is to craft beer what Wetherspoons is to cheap pints
Local Indian Pale Ale House
Local cans in the park.
I fucking hate Spoons, but then again Brewdog owe me over 3 grand so
Have you spoken to your union?