ireland is DLC

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Can we get the expert on throwing street furniture, @profk, in to give us some advice?

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Do it like Ed Stafford, start naked with no supplies.

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We’ve had enough of experts, Geesey

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You get to Ireland and everything is totally fine.

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I’ve heard rumours that there are irish passports hidden around the map.

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feeling optimistic today, maybe they’ll work something out

Finally remembered to set this as my desktop background, thx

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Just found this in my phone’s saved pictures:

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made a list of foods to stockpile and put in the garage and then was all “well, I don’t really want to spend around £300 in one go on food I won’t particularly want to eat if everything is ok”
This is how the stupid die

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Gf has annexed a secondary Brexit cupboard. She has agreed to donate the lot to food banks in the event that she may, as I have gently suggested, be overdoing it a bit on the tinned fruit.

“I’m sorry, I just can’t conceive of a situation where this goes so badly we need 232 tins of peaches”

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Pineapple, but essentially yes.

any advice about what tinned vegetables are good?

other than the obvious ones that i’ve eaten loads of times like tomatoes and sweetcorn

I can already hear the collective family groan in 10 years time as I announce “Who wants a Dad’s food from the garage Brexit Dinner?”

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Only eat tinned peas. tinned carrots are nice too.

They already have those

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Alright, woyzeck

this joke is so much cleverer than simpsons memes I’m retiring from the boards if no one gets it

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bit shakespeare’s tongue, this.

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Alright Rees-Mogg

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